Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: “Windows frozen.” Husband texts back: “pour some luke warm water over it.” Wife texts back: “computer completely stuffed now..” Thanks to Forbesy
May 162012
May 162012
Thanks to Forbesy
May 162012
Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate’s been hit by a car. Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.’ Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’ Paddy: ‘Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .’ Operator: ‘How do you spell that sir?’ Silence…. and [...]
May 122012
May 112012
May 112012